Fucking Wesley the sass master, here.
Because there is never enough Princess Bride. Ever.
i cant believe there was a time in my life where i hated the color pink. it just feels unreal to me. i dont feel a connection to how i was in the past
I can't remember why I joined this war
And I can't tell you what we're fighting' for
I guess I wasn't smart enough to see the game
And that no one's keeping' score
i refuse to be seen in public without at least four people following me snapping their fingers aggressively
Welcome to the Knight Bus, emergency transport for the stranded witch or wizard.
love this feeling
you fuckin love shoving your feet in gross muddy grass? you like that? are you a frog? do you fuck frog too then? disgusting frog fucker
seduce me with lines from musicals
i have maggots in my scrotum
You heard it here first, Tumblr.
A wickedly unauthorized sneak preview of the all-new animated musical miniseries event. [x]
Is this real…?
Things I learned:
So Starkid’s AVPM budget was, what, $150?
Those chocolate bars cost $50 plus taxes.
They spent a third of their budget on fucking chocolate.